1 out of every 8 cats is born with bread limbs. reblog if you care. keep scrolling if you don’t have a heart.
this won’t look ugly on your blog even though i know you’re used to reblogging orange girls and mtv gifs
Life is like a penis. simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
This will never not be funny.
At noon on Wednesday, I’m gonna be leavin’ a watermelon pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson.